Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so bad, it makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl, girl
When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the earth to me, and I believe her
After all this time I don't know why
Ah, girl, girl
She's the kind of girl who puts you down
When friends are there, you feel a fool
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood
She's cool, ooh, cool
Ah girl, girl, girl, girl
For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo-Fanques is there, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. K.
Performs his feat on Saturday in Fairfield, CT
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late
Mrs. K assures the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
She's the kind of girl who puts you down
When friends are there, you feel a fool
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood
She's cool, ooh, cool, ooh
Ah girl, girl
Copyright 1965, 1967 Lennon, McCartney