Box of Charms

Roses from Tibet Brought back on horseback in the rain
Sarsaparilla creme
Proven to stimulate the brain
Some things you wear
Some things grow hair
Some things you have just need repair
A dozen pills, for bedtime thrills
To save your marriage from despair
Let me open up my box of charms - for you
I can fill your heart with something new
Oils that can heal
And ales that make you feel what's real
Brazilian cock-a-too, Perhaps a chimp or two
Something you'll need
Something you'll feed
Your satisfaction's guaranteed
Shoes for your son
They're two for one
And we'll throw in some socks made out of tweed
Let me open up my box of charms - for you
I can fill your heart with something new
Some side effects may include: dizziness, vomiting, heart attacks, coma, loss of hearing,
loss of vision, loss of limbs, Clown nose, decapitation, spontaneous combustion, peg leg,
hook hands, elephantitus of the ear lobe, and some may turn into a flesh eating zombie

2008 Copyright Fuzz and Carrie Sangiovanni